By Matt Burke
Time to share my secret cache of hilarity for all to enjoy.
Sometimes crude, sometimes taboo, always ridiculous, and always hilarious are the comics from explosm.net titled “Cyanide and Happiness.” There are many internet comic series floating around, and if you’re a big stumbler, you already know this. None, however, come remotely close to the guaranteed delivery of Cyanide. The comic tackles issues that include politics, current issues, rape (child and adult), necrophilia, masturbation, hitting kids (in and out of the womb), historic tragedies, relationships (dude on dude), wet dreams, racism, amputees, animal cruelty (the good kind and the bad kind), menstruation, just plain awkwardness, and anything else you can think of. In short: it’s got what you want.
The comic is written and illustrated by a group of five cartoonists, so updates will usually come daily. The staple of my morning routine is checking the new comic, which fits in perfectly after my morning whack off, and right before my second morning whack off.
Some may know the comic from its time-to-time appearances on CollegeHumor, where it has recently garnered its larger followings, but the site and its comics have been around since early 2005. The next time you’re bored, just cruise the archives of Cyanide and Happiness, and you’ll turn that frown upside down.
Go forth and enjoy the boner you’re about to get (just don’t think of me when that time comes).
One of my favorites
to each their own 
this is probably the worst post ever. if this was my blog i would remove it immediately