“Prince Charles has beaten off”

By Steve Pessah

that’s right everybody. Prince Charles has indeed beaten off. it’s not anything sexual though (perverts). says yahoo news, “Prince Charles has beaten off competition from US President Barack Obama to be named the world’s best dressed man by Esquire magazine.” he does looking pretty stunning, i’d have to say.

in other news around the world comes the continued halt of Meghan McCain’s love life. “Somewhere in between college and the election, I started allowing politics to dictate the kind of men I date. And the worst part is, it’s not just Obama supporters who turn me off – it’s often my father’s,” she declared. she blogged about her troubles on The Daily Beast, a curated news aggregation site with opinions and reporting. “I fear the election has destroyed my ability and desire to date.” Now that’s just a damn Greek tragedy!

last but definitely not least, Tuesday was Square Root Day!! that’s right 3/3/09 came and passed for some, but not for others: “These days are like calendar comets, you wait and wait and wait for them, then they brighten up your day — and poof — they’re gone,” said Ron Gordon, a Redwood City teacher who started a contest meant to get people excited about the event.

his contest awarded $339 to whoever had the biggest Square Root Day event. i don’t think anyone i know participated unfortunately… that’s ok though, there’s plenty of time to prepare for the next one. it’s a good seven years away, on 4/4/16 (is it just me or does that date look extremely weird?).

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  1. jon52

    three good items each with a good twist. nice. now, I hear there is a good writer over at another blog with a good take on the steroids in baseball case. You ought to link to it.

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