march madness

By Steve Pessah

it has finally started. we’ve waited for about 11 months (give or take) for this magnificent, spectacular, most phenomenal sporting event in the universe to spring up again. there are buzzer beaters, there are heartbreaks, there is yelling and screaming. friendships may be won or lost, classes will be missed, things will not get done, pandemonium everywhere!!! this, my fellows and fellas, is March Madness.

pitt. has let you down in the past? me too. (did you still put them in your final four? of course.) you picked wake forest to win when chris paul was there? so did i. (ruined my senior year of high school when they lost in the second round.) are you 3-3 right now? somehow, i am too. (10 bucks that purdue wins and we go 4-4.)

my final four – louisville, uconn., pitt., oklahoma

my championship game – louisville vs. pitt.

winner – louisville 71-68

…politics and sports are always fun to mix:

Hilary Clinton - March Madness

oh, and barack obama doesn’t know shit about ncaa hoops.

i’m sorry mr. president, but it’s true. you have enough on your plate right now (maybe too much), and you don’t need to be misleading the American public. stick to politics, and take back your UNC championship pick.

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